Thanos Infinite Power Unisex Pajama Pants

Infinite power does not mean infinite pants. One might think otherwise, considering our  Thanos Infinite Power Unisex Pajama Pants  -- clearly harnessing the power of the Infinity Stones -- could create an infinite number of Thanos pants at the wearer's behest. Yes, these yellow pants sport the collected power of the abstract, fundamental energies responsible for existence. Ok, they don't, but they DO contain the illustrated versions of reality-reconfiguring Infinity Stones. Made from extremely soft cotton, these Infinity War pajama pants for men and women also feature the words "INFINITE POWER" rendered vertically along the leg. More reasons why these lounge pants are simply the coolest: Soft? Oh, yeah. An elastic waistband with drawstring tie. Unisex sizing for all comers -- men, women, and perhaps those longing to thin the universal population with very little effort. Spacious pockets.