Thor Stormbreaker Unisex Pajama Pants

The handle used to be a hand. Technically, it used to be an entire arm gifted by Groot, the alien tree-tee who, thankfully, is able to regenerate after a little rain, sunlight, and '70s pop music. ANYWAY, Thor's latest implement of godly smashing -- STORMBREAKER!! -- was handily molded by an argumentative Dwarf of Nidavellir, granted a hasty handle by Groot, and licensed immediately by SuperHeroStuff. Why? So we can comfort your legs with our  Thor Stormbreaker Unisex Pajama Pants -- the ultimate triumph of teamwork, technology, and one's ability to absorb concentrated star power. Made from an extremely soft cotton, these Thor (and Groot!) pajama pants for men and women feature Stormbreaker in all its breaking might -- it's splitting the word "STORMBREAKER" running vertically along the leg. More reasons why these Stormbreaker lounge pants are the coolest: Soft? Oh, yeah. An elastic waistband with drawstring tie. Unisex sizing for all comers -- men, women, and perhaps aspiring pre-teen warriors Spacious pockets.