Grow a Boyfriend / Grow Your Own Willy / Grow a Poo emoji Novelty Gift

BOYFRIEND:
Meet Mr. Right! The ultimate man. Why find a boyfriend, when you can grow one? Get the GET IT NOW Grow a Boyfriend!
Grows up to 6x current size
Just add water
Safe non toxic
Grow the perfect boyfriend with this great gag gift
Just add water and the boyfriend will grow 6 times its size
Never snores, wants to shopping all day, doesn't talk, just listens

WILLY:
SUMMARYGrow Your Own Willy!
This willy doesn't need viagra, won't finish early and actually grows in water instead of shrinking!
Simply place this little willy in water and within 2 hours it will start to grow, reaching up to 600% its original size in just 72 hours!
Once removed it will slowly shrivel back to its original size, so it can be grown again and again!!
Just the thing for a Secret Santa pressie or Hen Do party favour!
Grow Your Own Willy!
Reusable growing willy- remove from water and they shrink back down to original size ready for regrowing!
Grows up to 600% of original size!
Non-toxic

POO:
Grows up to 6x current size
Grow a cute smiling poo into a bigger smiling poo!
Just add the poo to water and it will grow up to 6 times its size
Everyone's favourite message icon in grow form makes for a cute and cheeky gift