Just Stupid! : JUST! Series: Book 3
Just Stupid! : JUST! Series: Book 3
ISBN: 9780330361484
Publication Date: 1 August 1999
Is this the right book for you?
Take the STUPID TEST and find out.
- Do you worry about getting sucked into the top of escalators?
- Do you push doors marked PULL and pull doors marked PUSH?
- Do you believe a bogeyman hides under the bed?
- Do you automatically turn around when somebody calls 'Hey, Stupid!'?
- Do you think that being able to stuff your mouth full of marshmallows is a sign of superior intelligence?
SCORE: One point for each 'yes' answer.
3-5 You are extremely stupid. You will love this book.
1-2 You are fairly stupid. You will love this book.
0 You think you're really smart but deep down you're as stupid as the rest of us. You will love this book.
About the Author
Andy Griffiths discovered a talent for being stupid at an early age. Since then he has amazed the world with a truly stunning array of minor mistakes, major miscalculations, idiotic acts, inane remarks, incomprehensible behaviour and extremely stupid jokes. He has written three other titles in the Just! series - Just Tricking!, Just Crazy! and Just Annoying!
Terry Denton was born in Venezuela in 1909. He sailed on the maiden voyage of the Titanic in 1912 and was lost at sea. He came back to life in 1932, working as an ironing board for Mrs Ida Bugg of Wisconsin, USA. He would have been the first ironing board to conquer Mt Everest, but for a nasty bus accident on the way to the airport. Reincarnated (again) in 1963, he worked as a hostess on Snail Of the Century, before retiring to illustrate children's books. In 1985, he gave birth to quintuplets. He now lives a quiet life with his six quintuplets between the covers of this stupid book.