Make The Empire Great Again Men's T-Shirt

Show your overwhelming support for a galactic, despotic regime! The Empire is great. The Empire is good. The Empire saves us -- each and every day -- from our baser, malignant selves.  The Rebellion is WRONG! And the more they fight, the more we suffer. ENOUGH!! We shall wear our  Make The Empire Great Again Men's T-Shirts  and beseech all rational beings in the known cosmos to support the Imperial government valiantly protecting our harmonious -- but heavily taxed -- way of life! Yes, this EXCLUSIVE Star Wars -themed t-shirt for men proclaims Darth Vader a champion -- no, a god among men who stifles the Rebellion's impetuous insurgencies and protects free-space from... Whistle-blowing droids! Rogue royalty spreading false and accusatory information! Handsome smugglers with a penchant for shooting first! Lowly moisture farmers who emphatically deny their heritage!