15pc Archie McPhee Shakespearean Insults/Dramatic Assorted Bandages/Plasters

Lov'rs of shakespeare shall loveth our Shakespearean Insult Bandages! An excellent endeth of the school year gift to kisseth up to thy Literature Teacher!
Even though thou art a mangled folly-fallen ratsbane, thou shalt still treat thy wounds with our Shakespearean Insult Bandages! ; ; These plasters (British for bandages) will help heal your boo-boos and ouchies caused by rapiers both sword and wit. ; ; The healing power of William Shakespeare can now be with you!

15 sterile bandages
Decorated with Shakespeare & his insults
Perfect for curs & wretches
Collectible/resuable tin
Thy prize awaits inside!

They dole out hilarious, yet dramatic, insults like:

"Do thou amend my face, and I'll amend my life." ; Henry IV, Part I
"Thy wit's as thick as Tewksbury mustard." Henry IV, Part II
"Thou art a knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats" King Lear

You'll feel like you're sitting in the Globe Theater every time you fall down and scrape your knee! ; ; Best of all, a free prize comes in each tin!
Tin contains 15 latex-free bandages. ; Large bandages measure 3 inches long x 1 inch wide. ; ; Thy prize awaits inside our Shakespearean Insult Bandages!