Star Trek Security Union Suit
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When Red Shirts get shuffled off to that big Holodeck in the sky they go wearing the 100% polyester Star Trek Security Union Suit! Hey, gotta be nice and comfortable up there, right? Emulating the famous style of Starfleet's cannon fodder, err, I mean valued team members, the Star Trek Security Union Suit will keep you warm should you ever get stuck on a prison planet with a shapeshifter. That actually happens pretty often from what I understand.