Agents of SHIELD Logo Men's T-Shirt

No, S.H.I.E.L.D does NOT stand for Subversive Hairdressers Illuminated by Elusive Laser Defenses! In fact, if you still find yourself struggling with the SHIELD acronym, our  Agents of SHIELD Logo Men's T-Shirt will immediately set you straight.  Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester, this heather-gray Agents of Shield t-shirt -- procured from a derelict Helicarrier that crashed into my backyard after Thanos gave it a stern look -- features a blue, subtly lit SHIELD eagle symbol. Encircling the symbol, that mouthful of an interpreted acronym begging for a comma without actually needing one: STRATEGIC HOMELAND INVERVENTION ENFORCEMENT LOGISTICS DIVISION. On the back, another reference to the acronym and its actual meaning (not the ridiculous ones you keep applying to it).