NOVELTY FIRST AID ALLERGY MINTS FOR HIM: ALLERGY TO HOUSEWORK
Does your husband, Dad, fiance, brother or male friend seem to be struck down with a mysterious illness every time they're asked to take out the bins, or hang out the washing, or vacuum and mop the house, or wash the car, or fix that leaky tap, or pick their goddamned clothes up off the goddamned the floor?
Well, we have the cure for all these ills!
Allergy to Housework Mints! Allergy Mints For Him are boxes of 30 pill-sized mints in blister packaging specifically formulated to combat those reoccurring allergies that seem to only happen to men.
Dosage: Take two mints with water as needed. If symptoms persist, try two tablets with a tablespoon of concrete.
A hilarious novelty gift for your boyfriend, fiance, husband, brother, friend or work colleague, Allergy Mints For Him are sure to bring the laughs, and cure his ills!
FEATURES
- Each box contains 30 mints
- Authentic-looking blister packs
- Hilarious gifts for the men in your life!
SPECIFICATIONS
- Dosage: Take 2 tablets with water as needed. If symptoms persist, try a tablespoon of concrete in addition.
- Dimensions: Pack is 10 x 10 x 1.5 cms
- Inclusions: 30 x mint candies in medicine-like blister packs
- Flavour: Peppermint
- Ingredients: Sugar, maltodextrin, glucose syrup, rice starch, fully hydrogenated vegetable fat, flavours, anti-caking agent: magnesium salt of fatty acids, thickener: gum Arabic, glazing agent: carnauba wax
- Ages: 18 and above. This is not a medicine. Not suitable for children