GOTG Groot Armor 9Fifty Adjustable Hat

Describe this hat in one word? Easy-peasy: "GROOOOOOT! " Because our GOTG Groot Armor 9Fifty Adjustable Hat perfectly captures the "Groot-ness" of everyone's favorite alien tree-thing with materials crafted by man and grown from Mother Nature. Seriously, this is the only way to own Groot's cranium without hunting/beheading Groot -- and we DO NOT condone hunting/beheading anything, especially if said thing has a murderous, talking raccoon nesting in its branches. Our EXCLUSIVE Groot hat from New Era accurately reflects the sentient alien tree's wooden exterior and foliage-spotted form in clever, wondrous ways . Let's break it down: A smooth, vinyl-like body covered in simulated wood grain complete with engraved and embroidered accents. The head extends above the crown with simulated flaps of bark. A crown made from REAL GRAIN WOOD! That's right, the top is layered in smooth, dark brown chips made from a wood mixture -- it's surrounded by leaf-sprouting branches. Carefully embroidered facial features peeking out from the soft faux-wood veneer. The bill? Flat and continuing the wooden appearance with engraved lines and embroidery. Under the bill?  An illustrated, full-color image of Groot emerging from either himself, or a forest. Hey! What's on the back?? More engraved, embroidered tree accents. The official New Era sticker?   It's right there, resting soundly under the bill. The lining?  A soft interior featuring illustrated tree rings speckled with glowing star-stuff. Because he's an alien. A comfortable headband layered with "GROOT" rendered in brown, branch-formed letters. All the dependable characteristics of a high quality New Era Hat: The embroidered New Era logo resting on the hat's right side. The stitched taping crisscrossing the hat's interior. The official New Era tag, also inside the hat! This one-size-fits-most 9Fifty hat features an adjustable snapback tab.