Man Law Digital BBQ Instant Read Meat Thermometer

MAN LAW # 5: Vegetarianism is to be encouraged - as it leaves more meat for us normal people.
Cooking meat on a BBQ can almost have a religious significance to some men. There's a lot of ritual involved; you need to have the right implements for the ceremony; having a bunch of obedient acolytes and minions is a good way to go too. On a good night - the BBQ chef becomes a sort of high priest of the grill - which is all fine but it does mean that you have to be sure that you can turn out a perfectly cooked steak/hamburger/drumstick or whatever.
MAN LAW understands the pressures that a man faces and they've come up with the goods to make you deserving of the high office of BBQ chef. Take the Digital BBQ Meat Thermometer. It has a 'doneness' feature and covers seven meat types with several settings from rare to well done. It has an extra-long probe so you can get a reading on the core temperature of the meat. The temperature range is from 0'C - 200'C. You can use it for roasts - chickens - steaks - and so on. When the meat is ready - an audible alarm will tell you. What more could a high priest want?
Digital BBQ Meat Thermometer: MAN-ET578BBQ
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