Spider-Man 2099 Seatbelt Belt

Belts are useless in 2099. Why? Because everyone wears iPants, the intuitive smart trousers that tighten and loosen according to the wearer's needs. To effectively celebrate iPants, a happy, belt-less society, and the Spider-Man-themed protector of this belt-less utopia (that's more a corporatocracy than a utopia), we present the  Spider-Man 2099 Seatbelt Belt. This adjustable Spider-Man 2099 seatbelt belt-- made from actual seatbelt material -- features a slathering of Spider-Man 2099 symbols. And since this is, in fact, a seatbelt, this Spider-Man 2099 belt features a solid-metal seatbelt buckle with push-button release.