The Joker Flipping Cards Seatbelt Belt

The Joker always bluffs. I mean, he's the Joker -- of course he's going to bluff (and cackle, and guffaw, and shoot an acidic stream from a flowery lapel pin).  And his poker face is impenetrable -- he laughs uncontrollably at each and every hand he's dealt.  Celebrating the Joker and his intense relationship with blood-splattered card decks -- and celebrating your decision to finally buy a belt, because, well, your crack -- we present  The Joker Flipping Cards Seatbelt Belt. This adjustable Joker belt   -- made from actual seatbelt material -- features repeating green and purple images of the Joker, playing cards, and arbitrary flourishes. And since this is, in fact, a seatbelt, this Joker belt for men and women features a solid-metal seatbelt buckle with push-button release.